Anonymous Commenter: Ktown Kev
Anonymous Comment: "I fully support Walker taking steps to defang the DNR. I'm tired of seeing them stepping in and stifling development and trampling the rights of property owners.
Hopefully this is just one of many of these actions that will spur development and create jobs."
Probable Bio: Ktown Kev is most likely Gov. Scott Walker.
A personal aside: Can you believe this fucking guy? I mean, look at him. It's like he just got smacked in the face with a trout. Seriously, this isn't a candid shot of him after he finished tugging one out to his wife's Marie Claire. This is, like, an official headshot. He's what my brother calls a "goofpaste": a doughy, dopey white guy who probably dropped out of college (it's funny 'cause it's true), and looks like he just shit his pants.