Thursday, September 16, 2010

Mexican independence

From a Milwaukee Journal Sentinel story about a parade celebrating the 200th anniversary of Mexico's independence:

[Editor's note: As you might imagine, a story like this really brings out the mouth-breathing jackals (not to be confused with the mouth-breathing band, Jackyl). What follows is only one of the dozens of hateful and incendiary "comments" allowed to accompany this innocuous story. MJS: Join the conversation!]


Anonymous Commenter: taxmemore

Anonymous Comment: "I would have a parade too, if I invaded another country, got a food card, section 8, w2, had everything printed in spanish, got a job when the people in the country I invaded don't have one!! make up a ss# when I am in the hospital, so the U.S citizen pays for my healthcare. I drive the biggest SUV and I use all your gas, then the Americans will pay higher prices because we as a country use too much fuel! We can commit a crime and go back to our country without being detected. We send all of our money back to Mexico. sucking it right out of the U.S economy!!! No DL no insurance!!! Yep I would have a parade too."

Probable Bio: You're never going to believe this, but taxmemore is most likely a white, elderly, suburban-dwelling doofus who looks like a foot and smells like 15-year-old box of Cocoa Puffs. This dumb motherfucker made national headlines twice during the mid-80s, once for successfully suing the creators of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? for emotional distress (long story), and again after huffing an entire case of Turtle Wax and accosting future Vice President Dan Quayle in a PETCO restroom (not as long a story as you'd think).

Never one to mince (anonymous!) words, taxmemore is considered something of an expert on the subject of illegal immigration amongst his group of friends. Of course, since his group of friends consists solely of other anonymous troglodytes and his parole officer (Mondays and Wednesdays, plus one unannounced weekend visit), this distinctionin the honey-dipped words of Rick Springfieldis probably moot.

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