Anonymous Commenter: TruDat I
Anonymous Comment #1: "A future worthy of their sacrifice? Does that mean she's promised to resign and move to Venezuela where the old hag belongs? Sweet!!"
Anonymous Comment #2: "I want to sincerely apologize for my 12:42 pm comment. At the time I posted it, the picture wasn't with the article. I honestly didn't know. When did she die?"
Anonymous Comment #3: "Hobbs - I believe she's a parrot...oh, wait, you said patriot...never mind."
Anonymous Comment #4: "Isn't there a law against aggravated ugliness?"
Anonymous Comment #5: "Who would like to see a picture of Pelosi naked?"
Probable Bio: TruDat is most likely a miserable, deluded dipshit who fancies himself an "extreme" prop comic, albeit one whose only prop is a bucket of his own flop-sweat. His one-note, "Nancy Pelosi is ugly" shtick is hardly cutting-edge, and further proof that comedians are the most depressing things on planet Earth. (Close second: comedy clubs.) In junior high, TruDat won the respect of his peers by briefly dating Delta Burke, and in high school, was voted "Most likely to form a Mac Davis tribute band." (Sadly, the Hard To Be Humblers would split after just two shows.) These days, he spends his many, many hours of free time commenting on newspapers' websites (anonymously, natch!), playing lawn jarts with his goldfish, and translating the collected works of Beverly Cleary into Esperanto.
(Fun Fact: "Bible Code" prophecies of TruDat's comments are hidden in the Authorized King James Version of Genesis. Along with "DALLAS63" and "TOWERSFALL," the words "PELOSI," "ANONYMOUS," and "SWEATPANTS" can easily be found.)
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