Melissa Etheridge

From the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel's review of a Melissa Etheridge concert:

Anonymous Commenter: crivitzjack

Anonymous Comment: "If she split with her partner and they want equal rights with man and women relationships why don't we hear how their partners received half the earnings when they split?"

Probable Bio: crivitzjack is most likely a white, single male whose closest encounter with a lesbian occurred in 1991 during an afternoon screening of Jodie Foster's Little Man Tate. His name may or may not be Jack, and he may or may not be from the Wisconsin backwater of Crivitz. He is, however, most certainly a complete dipshit.