Anonymous Commenter: bass catcher
Anonymous Comment: "Wait til this empty suit finds out that the High School team is the Indians, I can't believe he is visiting us proud bigots. Maybe he can visit our new non union Woodman's and screw that up like he is doing everything else. Maybe he can sign up all of our mosquitos as legal aliens so they can vote."
Probable Bio: bass catcher is most likely a white male (duh) who peaked in high school and has never met a pair of Oakley sunglasses he didn't like. He was born with—and continues to enjoy—every advantage in life, though that doesn't stop him from being a complete dick about it. Let's be honest, his shtick is getting pretty tired, and it's only a matter of time before he meets his demise at the hands of a malfunctioning punch press. Until then, he remains a dumb motherfucker.
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