Anonymous Comment: "Evil is alive and well in the Marxist party. What part of NO don't these elitists understand. How can people vote for this human scum? They have all put destroyed the Black commuity, now the middle class is next. Socialism DOESN'T work, but to many useful idiots think they know best."
Probable Bio: First things first: Annie500 is totally a dude. You know those guys who only use female WoW characters, or create custom girl skaters with huge racks on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 (totally the best entry in the series)? That's Annie500.
Aside from some good old fashioned gender confusion, Annie500 is your typical knob. His use of such moron-friendly terms as "Marxist," "elitists," and—wait for it!—"Socialism" betrays both a stunning lack of imagination and a propensity for huffing gas. His knowledge of the "Black community" is similarly stunted, and mostly limited to that one episode where Theo gets a D. Sporadically employed for most of his adult life, Annie500 typically leaves the "Are you a convicted felon?" question on job applications blank, conveniently forgetting the time he was ejected from a Chuck E. Cheese for committing a lewd act with a skee-ball machine.
Aside from some good old fashioned gender confusion, Annie500 is your typical knob. His use of such moron-friendly terms as "Marxist," "elitists," and—wait for it!—"Socialism" betrays both a stunning lack of imagination and a propensity for huffing gas. His knowledge of the "Black community" is similarly stunted, and mostly limited to that one episode where Theo gets a D. Sporadically employed for most of his adult life, Annie500 typically leaves the "Are you a convicted felon?" question on job applications blank, conveniently forgetting the time he was ejected from a Chuck E. Cheese for committing a lewd act with a skee-ball machine.
Man, these things write themselves, eh? Looking forward to some entry incorporating the inspiring strains of EMF's 'Unbelievable' in some way.
ReplyDeleteOh man, GoodIsLove, some EMF in this blog would be big hoo-hahs fabulous, wouldn't it?
ReplyDeleteTo the author, again, a fine job done.