Anonymous Commenter: jinktown
Anonymous Comment: "Sounds like typical life in the get-tow. They keep having babies and we keep supporting them. End welfare NOW!"
Probable Bio: jinktown is most likely a big tub of shit who resembles the love child of a pre-weight loss Ricki Lake and a pre-death Dom DeLuise (cue uncontrollable laughter and withering looks from Burt Reynolds). In the early 90s, jinktown lost a small fortune when he took the advice of an NES copy of Taboo: The Sixth Sense and moved his illegal off-track betting operation from his two-car garage to the "Soft Play Zone" of a nearby Hardee's. His deep-seated racism was learned at an early age, thanks to a hateful, alcoholic mother and a ne'er-do-well father who published a modestly successful Yakov Smirnoff newsletter. When he isn't busy avoiding the "get-tow" (har har), jinktown enjoys eating, sweating, and those political commercials where some fucking millionaire asshole walks around in a hard hat and safety glasses.
Wow, Matt Wild was so bummed about the reaming he took for that awful Summerfest "review" at the avclub, he went on a crusade against commenters! That's so meta. And I bet this guy sometimes gets paid to write stuff, too.
ReplyDeleteIs that you, Tolbert? Look, I'm hung over, my knees are killing me, and if you're gonna pull this shit at least you can say you're from the Yankees.
ReplyDeleteI like the irony of someone commenting anonymously on the anonymous commenters blog.
ReplyDeleteSay that three times fast.
This site is totally genius. I find it funny that anonymous doesn't see that it is aimed at a very broad group of idiots, not just one sad mother fucker. But a fucking gaggle of sad mother fuckers. It breaks my heart to think that most noncontributing-zeros will never see the comic beauty of it all.
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